Pay - nonexistent
Education/Experience: No education necessary because you need to learn to do it my way,anyway. If you have experience with kids, that's a plus, but then again I don't care, you'll get it anyway.
Benefits package to include physical exercise, blood, sweat and tears as well as emotional baggage you can take with you to your next job.
What, no takers?!
I'll start out by saying this post does have a happy ending.
Last night, I never got my book started, I was too busy cleaning out file cabinets, fun times. Today I thought I would just go out and water the garden, come in and do dishes and get some sewing or reading time since it was expected to be very hot out, not a good day for garden chores. One thing led to another and here I am at 7 p.m. and I still have a good hour's work ahead of me folding laundry!
Yes, it was one of those days. I started off by watering early and hunting down any harvest. I pulled one of the Mizuna Greens plants that looked a little mature, but when I tasted it I was surprised that it was just fine. I washed those up for a surprising lettuce harvest along with some Red Zebra tomatoes. It was already getting very humid and there was a heavy haze and odor in the air from the wildfires that have been burning just across the border in NC for the past month or so.
And what's up with the constant fighting and shenanigans? I understand they are bored, but the heat index is 107º today!! I would love for someone to tell me to go sit DOWN and read a book or something LOL!
Instead I have to constantly walk into situations like this...